Sore, God of Blunders!!! (Cracks into Underland)

Sore, God of Blunders

Chaotic Stupid

Titles: The Blunderer, the Clumsy, the Well Meaning Fool

Symbol: a big red x, a little brass bell

Portfolio: mistakes, humorous misfortune, good luck masquerading as bad, foolishness, comedy, strength

5E Domains: Strength (Amonkhet)

3.5 domains: Chaos, Hope, Luck, Strength, Travel

Worshippers: Village idiot, jester, professional fools...adventurers.

Favored animals and monsters: Pigs and pig creatures

Favored colors: Pink, red, and green

Description: He's a hugely fat, round and jolly firbolg, but under the thick layer of fat are even thicker layers of muscle. He wears a pink tunic sort of haphazardly over green pants, with bright red boots and belt helping people see him coming, and a bell around his neck. His hair is streaked brown and pink and his cheeks are rosy. He is otherwise pale but for freckles. His massive chariot is drawn by a giant pink pig. His green pants glow when danger threatens, and randomly explode when he's standing next to someone who wants to hurt him. They are made from the fiber of the fuh kyu plant.

History: He sort of stumbled into whatever universe he's currently in from a place even more silly, and really doesn't remember enough to tell the story. He's not drunk, or even actually stupid, he's just nervous and really distracted. He has a bad tendency to break and destroy things by accident around him...but this always turns out better for the good people involved, and badly for the mean people.

Relationships: He likes everyone, and does his best to help them. This ends well for good people, and badly for bad people, but he's always legitimately trying to help whoever it is. As a result, evil doers hate him. But he doesn't notice.

Realm: He doesn't know, he lost it.

Rituals: Um. Giving people stuff?

Holy Days: What day is it anyway?

Commandments:

Be nice.

Help your friends.

Everyone is your friend.

Eat food when you have it.

Dance like no one is watching and there is nothing breakable near by...even if that is not the case.

Orders: There is no organized worship of this deity. Who knows how many well meaning buffoons travel the multiverse in his name though...